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contra-indication:

ultrafacts:

Source For more facts follow Ultrafacts

"Cole once hosted a party in which the attendees discovered that they all had the word "bottom" in their surname."
This man is my hero.
He’s like a Monty Python character.

contra-indication:

ultrafacts:

Source For more facts follow Ultrafacts

"Cole once hosted a party in which the attendees discovered that they all had the word "bottom" in their surname."

This man is my hero.

He’s like a Monty Python character.

(via nobodytoldthehorse)


rachgeller:

"Told you. Endings are the best part."
"You’re such a weirdo."

(via deresbabyh)


inarasserra:

askboxmemes:

1) Give me a pairing.

2) Give me an AU setting.

3) I will write you a three-sentence fic.

pssst use these for the setting

(via stephaniejblocked)


tagged as: #please please please

Newsies + tumblr text posts (inspired by x)

(via percussionist24601)


lucifers-ass-cheek:

Posts that are only funny because of the fucked up comments part 2 (part 1)

(via percussionist24601)


rneerkat:

thisisnotlogansblog:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

is there a month between april and june? 

may be

you can’t answer your own jokes

“why did the chicken cross the road?” “why” “sorry cant answer my own jokes ur gonna have to find the solution yourself”

(via but-mostly-me)


cudl:

monstror:

reidsass:

friendly reminder to not be rude to picky eaters or make fun of them because some picky eaters are very insecure about being picky eaters and do not actually like being picky eaters!! and chances are theyre picky eaters for a reason!! which is important to them!! so please do not call them out or be rude about it!!

Who the heck cares

people with eating disorders and allergies and health problems and anxiety care

(Source: hemmingslyluke, via metaphoricallysassy)


taylorswiftmademefearless:

stydiaofficial:

if you don’t think some of the hate Taylor Swift receives is unnecessary and sexist let me just remind you that she once wore a black turtle neck, jeans and boots and this was a result

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scandalous wow cover your eyes

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Heathers: The Musical character emoji boards (x)

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Into the Woods

Who knows what may

Be lurking on the journey?

(Source: annakendrickvevo, via twelvesoswald)